
odditiesThe Public Domain Review1884 · Portugal
A phrase book translated through French gave us 'I am catched cold in the brain'
English As She Is Spoke was written by the Portuguese author Pedro Carolino as a conversation guide for Portuguese students. Carolino knew little English and had no Portuguese-English dictionary, so he translated each entry through a Portuguese-French phrasebook and then a French-English dictionary. The result is full of baffling lines such as 'You come too rare' and 'These apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in mouth.' The book includes dialogues, letters and a section of idioms, and it is now loved as a classic of unintentional comedy. Mark Twain wrote the introduction to the first English edition, calling it perfect and impossible to imitate.
Carolino worked through two intermediary languages, so each step in the chain added its own errors and idioms. French idioms were often copied word for word into English, which produced phrases that are grammatically plausible but meaningless.
It is also an early example of how a flawed book can outlive its purpose and become a cult favourite.
Translation through a third language is a known source of error, and it has produced similar oddities in other historical phrase books. Machine translation has reproduced some of the same mistakes in modern times.
Mark Twain wrote the introduction to the first English edition of the book.
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